Buy some UTMC Schwag, dammit!!!

Here is an electronic way to order UTMC schwag.  You can even use credit card!

This is through PayPal, so you need a PayPal account.  If you don't have a PayPal account, it will prompt you to set one up.

 

I am out of UTMC Schwag...  Please stay tuned for

UTMC Workshirts...  More to follow.

 

And if anyone sends me nagging emails asking when the shirts will be ready, you will be placed on a list of people not allowed to buy shirts.  Same goes for any emails asking me when any other products will be available, like ski masks...

NO SHIRT FOR YOU!!!

Thank you for your patronage.  We here at the UTMC wish you a peaceful life of fulfillment and happiness.  May all your poos be soft like a not-too-ripe banana.